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I could have rode a dolphin

Posted by Charles Corban (Chad) Higgins on Thursday, April 22, 2010 2:51:09 PM
This one is by Seabirt. He was stuck in Washington DC during the big change.

We got ripped off on this mini van.  The day after we bought it the paint started to peel.  I had to say goodbye to my wife as we were mobilized.

Then a tsunami hit.  I saw dolphins swimming in my direction, but I wasn't sure they were dolphins.  I think I could have rode one to Jerusalem.  Green Elijah comes to the moslems riding on a fish.  I bet you they would have listened to me.

There were guys in my unit who were not so smart.  They sent us to Russia.  They had a vending machine for tropical fish.  
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Chaos in Central Park

Posted by Charles Corban (Chad) Higgins on Monday, March 15, 2010 7:23:02 AM
ftI had a raft hidden on the roof and a plan to save starry night by Van Ggh.  tHE Pump broke.  Paattie was histerical and chokeing ekevin.  So she went out and got three latino guys.  Kevin got  a hand pump out of his car.  We made it Just in time before the tsunami hit.  A bigship roled down the xconinental shelf like a tin can, a tremendous noise.  We saw five streams of blood flow out, like up toa horses bridle.  the continental shelf is exacly as long as Revelation 14;20 WHI CH specifies  blood up to athe horses bridle for 200 miles!  We took bets on which horse of blood would win.
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One Hundred pound Hail stones

Posted by Charles Corban (Chad) Higgins on Monday, March 15, 2010 7:07:16 AM
I was i the grocery store when all of a sudden an I was swirling in a mix of salt water, corn beef and cereal boxes.  My kids were yelling.  I woke up on a super tanker.  I was with Abraham Wolfman.  He knew all of the Bible though Jewish.  He had been an anti missionary.   I was catholic so I soaked it all in.  We were rescued by a Japanese ship only to be bombarded by on hundred pound hail.  My room mate Miki was dead.  I go more in detail in my book about Hannah our daughter.  She was an eye witness to the return of Jesus to Jerusalem.
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Rite light rounds

Posted by Charles Corban (Chad) Higgins on Monday, March 15, 2010 6:39:15 AM
People here in the millenium after a certain age have never experienced demonic opreesion.  So I am writing here some of my pre big change experiences.
 
Peoploe who followed satan had all kinds of different personalities.   They normally didn;t have permission to kill you, just to torment and vex.
 
Either you had to be somebody like me or born into a familly that was part of the western european satan cult,  These people were thought by manyto simply be mentally ill because the satan cult was so subtle.
 
For example, I went to  a church were they were dancing the wrong way and the pastor was pointing his rear end at me and groaning almost strangely.  Then I had to leave when they didnt do what they said they would when they were praying for me.  The situation had grown hostile.
 
So I get home and burn my self with borsht.  I knew it was satan that made me burn my self. 
 
I complained at the gymn  about them dancing the wrong way at this church. So the next on sale at the store were crackers called rite light rounds.  You see satanists would go in a circle dancing counterclockwise and fly. 

People had no proof.  Just aha moments like when someone from a satanic familly realizse why the weekendsare  always bad.   It was because their familly had to report some kind of evil story abouth them for the witches sabath.
 
 
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THe Days of Elijah

Posted by Charles Corban (Chad) Higgins on Monday, March 01, 2010 7:21:53 PM
That Grahm Kendric song is prophetic.  THere is an end time Elijah and David.  Probably an end time Moses and Ezekiel too by I know not who they are yet.

You see Elijah came to Beth Zion fulfilling the prophecy that out of Zion salvation comes.

Elijah would do what he saw in his dreams the night before.  FOr example he repelled australian style in a dream then the next day some guys picked up a rock from in front of him.  They were strange looking guys, angels.  So then looking at Long Island Elijah saw a mountain liike cloud have a blot of lightning like the repelling rope in the dream meaning the demonic mountain opressing the JEws in BRoolylnn was moved by the angels.

Elijah was just the son of Bob but would transfrom as he drove down  the road with JEwish people and he geve the word of the LOrd.

LIke the whale in the GOwanas canal, like Jonah the whale is wanting you not to run from God.  GOwanas=wana go, go to Israel.

The messianic rabbi was freaking out and asked Elijah if he was Elijah before he knew who he was for some reasosn.
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Excuse me while I kiss the sky

Posted by Charles Corban (Chad) Higgins on Saturday, February 27, 2010 4:15:46 PM
I did it.  I kissed the sky while I was playing the guitar for the purple haze song, an acid rock prophecy.   I mean, the clouds came down to us and I stopped and I kissed the sky so to speak.  Everyone saw it, all sixty million of them.  We had anticipated it.

We did the smoke on the water song too.

We also did that christian song about wherever we go thats where the party is at.  The road runners ahead of us really happened with the animals all tame, another prophetic song.

Lets throw this party in gear!  A girl named Rifka sang and gyrated in black tights.  It was her idea to sing it.

Dead raised is part of the song and dead sailors came out of the ground as Rifka got to that part.

The trees didn't clap for us but the place did spring up with greenery!
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The Terrorists

Posted by Charles Corban (Chad) Higgins on Sunday, October 25, 2009 12:08:38 PM
God gave christians the ability to shrink in size.  My son rode around inside a bike helmet he made into a mini car.
 
Everyone with a gun was already called up for various causes.  It was mostly militias.  So the remaining Christians didn't even have a gun even if they were inclined to use it.
 
We had to defend ourselves with gardening tools, kitchen things and other make shift weapons.
 
We were in Canada near Alaska so we had more time.  In fact, we were a Christian enclave.  Everyone was saved except once in a while  a "terrorist" of the antichrist would raise his head.
 
This time it was a giant.  He was about fifty feet tall and was terrorizing an ocean front village.  I decided to go and kill him.  A christian lady tried to stop me.
 
I trusted the Lord to show me how to do it like David and Goliath.  When I saw the giant and he saw me he started chaseing me and he morphed to his normal size to chase me into a hotel.
 
I speared him.  We had him down, three guys were around him.  I yelled to kill him. They didn't listen and he threw a spear that missed.
 
Another guy stabed him with a sharpened gardening tool in the groin.  Not my choice.
 
The christian media was still in tact and I was an instant star.  People pressed in as I was interviewed by a leading pastor.
 
We were all getting ready to leave.
 
Michael, a local media person was worried about his son and went to look for him.  Chris nervously checked his weapons.
 
It was a wagon train of mini vans.  Millenial blessings had started even though we were in the tribulation and we had plenty of food.  In fact, that was the last thing on our agenda, a feast.
 
A black church had prepared it.  When a terrorist showed up I was so hungry I just ducked under a table and kept eathing.
 
We had a real fight on our hands.  Vejay had a club and I was trying to get him to stop following the anti christ.   I couldn't just whack him.  I had two clubs I picked up off the ground.  Vejay was in special ed classed.  I had known him since Highschool.  Then Eddie, another guy I knew showed up and he tried to stab me in the stomach but missed.  He thought he got me and he droped his knife and stood there waiting for me to die.
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How Israel Can Turn White Phosphorus into a Smart Weapon

Posted by Charles Corban (Chad) Higgins on Tuesday, September 22, 2009 3:00:15 AM
I have inoperable colon cancer.  So you can be sure if I am wrritng this it is important to me.
 
Imaine a platoon of Israelis soldiers.  A tank fires an illumnation round, and in the chaos it is a little too close to the good guys.
 
See, we have WWII nonsmart parachutes that guide the illumination round down to the ground.
 
It is a disaster waiting to happen.
 
Why not get israeli  children to make air drapable hang gliders that can be remote controleed from a gun ship.  Then the gun ship can change the course of the illumination closer to the bad guys, and away from the good guys so they don't have to scurry like cockroackes into the bushes.
 
They would save money on smaller phosphorus rounds.  They could be pin pointed.
 
The nylon and plastic kites materiel being the same as a parachute just about.
 
Then Israel can see them to RUssian and CHina so thier guys don't get  killed and some chinese guys hose won't get a phosphorous round dromped on it by accident/.
 
Sorry no proof read.  I am in a lot of pain that is why I have not been on line.
 
 
 
 
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The Shadow of the Almighty (Psalm 91)

Posted by Charles Corban (Chad) Higgins on Thursday, July 30, 2009 5:28:26 AM
A bunch of turtles were by the Bering Sea when we got there.  You see, God made the slower animals go first. And they took advantage of the warmer temperatures ever since the Plieadies erupted and warmed us all up.  Somewhere in the book of Job it says the beasts of the  field will inform you.  They do alot, like even in a tsunami they disapear before it hits.
 
So back to the Bering Sea.  There were all the dead Russians.  They all had red mold around their noses, a whole Battalion of paratroopers.  But we didn't get the plague, just like it says in Psalm 91.  Thats right, David the Prince aske me to cover all the things fulfilled in Psalm 91.
 
The big one is that female beleivers part of the multitude fulfilled in mass teh scripture about crushing Satan's head in Genesis 3:15.
 
We were all lined up ready to go by the sea when the mountain of fire hit.  It was going over us and we were safe. 
 
Then it happed.  Everyone started triping like John on the Isle of Patmose.
 
I mean, I saw a lion in front of me! 
 
Barry had ran away. Everyone saw a lion except children and unbelievers.  We were a mixed multitude.  You know, Micah 7:15 says I will show you miracles like parting the Red Sea.  So, Jewish females saw a cobra and hand to step on  it even though it bit their heel.  Jewish men saw a big lion, Gentile men saw a jevenile lion and had to step on it. 
 
So,the men saw a lion and the women saw a snake.  That's right, I almost forgot, Genile women saw a generic looking snake, not a cobra. But it still bit them and they still had to step on it bare foot. 
 
We were totally surprized by it.  We knew there would be tame animals, but we didn't know about satanical visions.
 
It was like something from the Chronicles of Narnia or the Twilight Zone.
 
So I steped on my lion as he lowered his head.  Then I looked back and I could see out of  the corner of my eye Barry got his lion a bit late and turned his ankle.
 
I found out right away about the snakes.  I saw my wife seeing something and stepping on something to my right.  So she told me right then.
 
I mean she was crying but I told her to look and it was gone, no fang marks.
 
Vitus and G. W. would have been proud of us.
 
Sarah Palin got rich with a bumper crop of fish.  The Job verse says the fish of the sea will teach you also.
 
 
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The Noon Day Demon

Posted by Charles Corban (Chad) Higgins on Friday, July 24, 2009 6:08:04 AM
The Supernova exploded over Easter Island.  America was incinerated all except for Alaska.  People on the far east tip of Brazil were spared who were in the shade of mountains.
 
As the mountain of fire moved east it looked like a wall of fire coming at people in Australia.  John Sherill writes, "John was yelling about a nuclear bomb, all before breakfast.  So he rushed us to the basement.  After a while I got bored and heard no boom so I came out.  John was sitting there stunned.  His hair was singed and his face redened.  It was the wall of fire, from a disturbance in the magnetosphere.  It is just like the Bible says, if that hour had not been cut short there would have been no life left on earth."
 
Bill and Maybell Green watched helplessly from Cape Tribulation as ships were sucked into the wall of fire coming at them.  The great barrirer reef slowly rose out of the sea as the sun rose. For some reason Bill and Maybe didn't try to run.  The wall of fire just disapeared at 7 AM.
 
Back in Brazil survivors ate a massive supply of sea vegetables.  The sargasso sea was uprooted from the caribian and came to rest just off Rio Dijanero.  Eventually a cult that ritually ate white and dark choclate Jesuses developed.  They were inspired by the blackened back of the 700 foot tall Jesus overlooking Rio that survived the mountain of fire.
 
In Alaska Mount Elias (18,000 ft) had the glacier on top of it burned off by the mountain of fire as it licked it's way around the curves of earth in a path of total destruction.
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Those who are alive and remain

Posted by Charles Corban (Chad) Higgins on Friday, July 24, 2009 2:39:24 AM
We have a debate scheduled for next week between Calvin and Wesley.
 
Calvin is still getting up to speed on English.
 
The Army is working on a special kevlar hair net for Samson.
 
Saint Paul was upset when he went to Walmart, the Brittany Spears stuff.
 
Peter Ginz and Ilan Ramon did a TV special together.
 
Judas appeared on Jerry Spring.  He was hidden in the TV audience.
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Van Halen

Posted by Charles Corban (Chad) Higgins on Wednesday, May 06, 2009 5:10:20 PM
It all started in South America with princess Regalia.  She had a head band that said Israeli Navy.  So if she acted out a tsunami it would cause one.  This is a dance of Mahanami, meaning two camps.  The angel camp would act out what they saw us do.
 
So when we got to North America she was able to tip those lakes with sechi tsunamis with dances.
 
We started going across the bottom of the ocean and we stopped to smoke.  But a Russian missile blew up or VW fan as we sat there looking at the wild life.
 
We even captured a sub full of Russian Sailors.
 
Boom, boom, boom, methane mountains to our left were being set on fire and looked like a giant Menorah.
 
It was the shadow of the valley of death when we saw a tsunami coming at us get swallowed up in the ground that opened before us.
 
Then the Prince asked for a Party song we did Panama.  Jimmy Hedrix showed up alive, too hard to explain it.  A black Jewish Indian, he did his first gig in the basement of a synagogue.
 
He composed music for us on the spot.
 
A girl named Tory was yelling she wanted video games in the Pizza and Coke rebellion of Aticus.  But she was locked up inthe back of  a station wagon and didn't cause any more trouble.
 
Atticus had a 50 foot long surf board he used to get married to Ellisa in memory of the one he used to ride the wave.
 
We were part of the 144,000 and could make fire come down from heaven with our music.
 
We had Donnie and Marie for the Moslems and the old people.
 
Van Halen used to be called mammouth.  So in the video David the Prince is pictured as a stampeeding mammoth to the sound of Ozzys over the top song.
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The Sheep and the Goats

Posted by Charles Corban (Chad) Higgins on Sunday, May 03, 2009 1:34:26 AM
All nations were gathered into one nation before me to my right.  I was on my portable throne and could see the Antirchrists army on a remote monotor.  To my left they were, in the west as I faced south.
 
I forget exactly what I said but it was roughly what is in Matthew 25 about the sheep and the goats and fire came down.  The people with us were projewish.  The ones who got burnet up generally anti Jewish.
 
Then I said something about inheriting the kingdom as all 60 million of us yelled and went across the bottom of the ocean as the earth's configuration changed to edenic.
 
America had changed into many goat nations.  Poles, Mexicans, Germans, Italians, Greeks had all fragmented into doing their own thing it was a horrible mess.
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The Light Brown Paisley Pith Helmet

Posted by Charles Corban (Chad) Higgins on Friday, May 01, 2009 8:57:14 AM
This one is by Lilla Doeck who was in charge of restocking the ocean.
 
It was still the tribulation and we didn't even have next generation hydrofoils.  My job was to save the ocean from red plague eating it up.  We had a good start with the Meditaranian protected by the new lower ocean level.  And besides,now the earth is warmer the cold weather life forms didn't really apply.
 
But anyway, we knew there might be frozen dinosaurs in Green land.  Japan was living off of what they had in an ice berg the size of texas.  Paleiolithic frozen fish, Bison, Mammouths etc.  It was the comet that hit antarctica about a year ago.  It fulfilled what Jesus said about moving a mountain.  It was a mountain of ice.
 
We took landing craft to Morroco where in new Fez we boarded out ship.  The college students called it the Dinasicle.
 
Once in Greenland we renamed it Xanadu.  The river that ran through it we named Alph.  Under the light of plieadies the ice dome over us was filled with dinasaurs as if frozen in flight.
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The Adventures of Vladimire Timshenko

Posted by Charles Corban (Chad) Higgins on Thursday, April 30, 2009 8:58:22 AM
This one is by a Russian Army officer.
 
I recieved orders from the Czar to claim Gama Land for Russia in the far east.  I was to organize and enginier battalion in Vladavastok then procede to Gama Land.
 
Everything went as planned except some of the enlisted men were late.  Our first mission was a Korean farmer with a gaint squid in his pond said it was killing his goats one by one.  We shot it and took tissue samples.
 
A Korean tank unit fired rounds over our head as we tried to watch the battle of Korpan River.  It was a territorial dispute between Japan and Korea.  The ocean was dieing with red plague and the sea of Japan was now a coveted resource.
 
We found a woolly mamouths tooth on day three.  On day four a private defected after finding nuggets of gold.
 
We celebrated Orthodox Christmass once we got the the Pacific above Japan.  We traveled on North and eventualy came into contact with the Multitude. 
 
We had a revival till I received orders from the Czar to go to Greenland.  Frozen Dinasaurs were found in the ice there.
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