Posted by
Charles Corban (Chad) Higgins on Sunday, April 26, 2009 12:32:00 PM
This one is by Astronaut Barry Shermer.
I was the last one on the space station. Everyone else was afraid of 2012 and went back to earth. The Gamma ray burst was hitting the station so I had to take evasive maneuvers to hide in earths shadow on the day it hit.
I thougth I was a goner, but NASA was able to get off one space shuttle with supplies before the fire hit. I could see down there the arora, the blood red moon, the fire over one third of earth. Then it all clouded over.
So we didn't know what to do. How do you land the space shuttle with zero visiblity. After we ran out of food we decided to risk landing at White sands in New Mexico.
Luckily we were able to land in low visibility. Smoke was everywhere. We were greeted by a man in a Navy uniform. He said his name was Brian Carson and that he was 698 years old. Hmm.
Then he showed us picturs of the statue of liberty covered in sand, just like from planet of the apes.
Brian had a giant landing craft rigged up and we made our escape from what he called Shinar. Before reaching the glassy sea we first went through what Brian called Gama Land, land created by the ocean going down.
When we reached civilization we found out Brian realy was 698 years old. It was a worm hole in space. We got to meet our decendants, all 14 generations of them.