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The Shadow of the Almighty (Psalm 91)

Posted by Charles Corban (Chad) Higgins on Thursday, July 30, 2009 5:28:26 AM
A bunch of turtles were by the Bering Sea when we got there.  You see, God made the slower animals go first. And they took advantage of the warmer temperatures ever since the Plieadies erupted and warmed us all up.  Somewhere in the book of Job it says the beasts of the  field will inform you.  They do alot, like even in a tsunami they disapear before it hits.
 
So back to the Bering Sea.  There were all the dead Russians.  They all had red mold around their noses, a whole Battalion of paratroopers.  But we didn't get the plague, just like it says in Psalm 91.  Thats right, David the Prince aske me to cover all the things fulfilled in Psalm 91.
 
The big one is that female beleivers part of the multitude fulfilled in mass teh scripture about crushing Satan's head in Genesis 3:15.
 
We were all lined up ready to go by the sea when the mountain of fire hit.  It was going over us and we were safe. 
 
Then it happed.  Everyone started triping like John on the Isle of Patmose.
 
I mean, I saw a lion in front of me! 
 
Barry had ran away. Everyone saw a lion except children and unbelievers.  We were a mixed multitude.  You know, Micah 7:15 says I will show you miracles like parting the Red Sea.  So, Jewish females saw a cobra and hand to step on  it even though it bit their heel.  Jewish men saw a big lion, Gentile men saw a jevenile lion and had to step on it. 
 
So,the men saw a lion and the women saw a snake.  That's right, I almost forgot, Genile women saw a generic looking snake, not a cobra. But it still bit them and they still had to step on it bare foot. 
 
We were totally surprized by it.  We knew there would be tame animals, but we didn't know about satanical visions.
 
It was like something from the Chronicles of Narnia or the Twilight Zone.
 
So I steped on my lion as he lowered his head.  Then I looked back and I could see out of  the corner of my eye Barry got his lion a bit late and turned his ankle.
 
I found out right away about the snakes.  I saw my wife seeing something and stepping on something to my right.  So she told me right then.
 
I mean she was crying but I told her to look and it was gone, no fang marks.
 
Vitus and G. W. would have been proud of us.
 
Sarah Palin got rich with a bumper crop of fish.  The Job verse says the fish of the sea will teach you also.
 
 
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The Noon Day Demon

Posted by Charles Corban (Chad) Higgins on Friday, July 24, 2009 6:08:04 AM
The Supernova exploded over Easter Island.  America was incinerated all except for Alaska.  People on the far east tip of Brazil were spared who were in the shade of mountains.
 
As the mountain of fire moved east it looked like a wall of fire coming at people in Australia.  John Sherill writes, "John was yelling about a nuclear bomb, all before breakfast.  So he rushed us to the basement.  After a while I got bored and heard no boom so I came out.  John was sitting there stunned.  His hair was singed and his face redened.  It was the wall of fire, from a disturbance in the magnetosphere.  It is just like the Bible says, if that hour had not been cut short there would have been no life left on earth."
 
Bill and Maybell Green watched helplessly from Cape Tribulation as ships were sucked into the wall of fire coming at them.  The great barrirer reef slowly rose out of the sea as the sun rose. For some reason Bill and Maybe didn't try to run.  The wall of fire just disapeared at 7 AM.
 
Back in Brazil survivors ate a massive supply of sea vegetables.  The sargasso sea was uprooted from the caribian and came to rest just off Rio Dijanero.  Eventually a cult that ritually ate white and dark choclate Jesuses developed.  They were inspired by the blackened back of the 700 foot tall Jesus overlooking Rio that survived the mountain of fire.
 
In Alaska Mount Elias (18,000 ft) had the glacier on top of it burned off by the mountain of fire as it licked it's way around the curves of earth in a path of total destruction.
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Noah's Archipeligo

Posted by Charles Corban (Chad) Higgins on Sunday, April 19, 2009 1:44:06 AM
This one is by Noah Wiggins, a land scaper from Portland Oregon.
 
My 3 year old waved a small rattle snake around like a baby rattle.  I couldn't help my self.  While my wife was asleep I did it.  I saw all the tame wild life and believed what Isaiah 11 said about a baby putting his hand in the snake den.  Besides, my grandparents were snake handlers from the South.
 
As to the tsunami, the earth quake, the water going down, the fire, the shout, the 60 million all that has been covered by other people.
 
All I want to add is I had one of those construction workers trucks with a king cab and four wheels under the rear axel.  Two of my landscapeing guys were roughing it in the bed of the truck but it wasn't so bad as everything was warming up even in Alaska.  They didn't complain and were just glad to be alive that they made the right choice.
 
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