Posted by
Charles Corban (Chad) Higgins on Friday, April 24, 2009 11:05:55 AM
This one is by Methusala, yes, the real Methusala.
My English is no good so I have guys from Hebrew University translating this for me from my antideluvian language.
The Lord brought me back so I could show the prince all the best places in Gama Land. This is hinted at in Ecclesiastes (Koholeth in Hebrew) where it Solomon mentions a man living a thousand years twice. Now I am over 1,800 years old not counting time in heaven.
The Israeli cops had me in the mental ward till Hebrew Universitty linguists rescued me. A nursing assistant had a relative on staff and gave them a call.
What are you supposed to do if you find a guy walking around in the middle of the night in a white robe pointing at him self saying "Methusala" in a wierd accent?
Darn! If God can tell you he is sending Elijah or whoever can't he send people without telling you ahead of time! He is God isn't He?
So they really freaked out once they realized I was fort Knox in the flesh for them. I was top secret for 10 years even after Armageddon.
The Goyim were messed over, we beat them to the punch on every ounce of gold cause of me! Mamzers! Now those uncircusized dogs are acting up I am alot more crafty than the 100 and 200 year olds.
Me and Ed Koch are gearing up for war. You think he is old?
(This is what he really said, sorry, must be old age.)