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The Shadow of the Almighty (Psalm 91)

A bunch of turtles were by the Bering Sea when we got there.  You see, God made the slower animals go first. And they took advantage of the warmer temperatures ever since the Plieadies erupted and warmed us all up.  Somewhere in the book of Job it says the beasts of the  field will inform you.  They do alot, like even in a tsunami they disapear before it hits.
 
So back to the Bering Sea.  There were all the dead Russians.  They all had red mold around their noses, a whole Battalion of paratroopers.  But we didn't get the plague, just like it says in Psalm 91.  Thats right, David the Prince aske me to cover all the things fulfilled in Psalm 91.
 
The big one is that female beleivers part of the multitude fulfilled in mass teh scripture about crushing Satan's head in Genesis 3:15.
 
We were all lined up ready to go by the sea when the mountain of fire hit.  It was going over us and we were safe. 
 
Then it happed.  Everyone started triping like John on the Isle of Patmose.
 
I mean, I saw a lion in front of me! 
 
Barry had ran away. Everyone saw a lion except children and unbelievers.  We were a mixed multitude.  You know, Micah 7:15 says I will show you miracles like parting the Red Sea.  So, Jewish females saw a cobra and hand to step on  it even though it bit their heel.  Jewish men saw a big lion, Gentile men saw a jevenile lion and had to step on it. 
 
So,the men saw a lion and the women saw a snake.  That's right, I almost forgot, Genile women saw a generic looking snake, not a cobra. But it still bit them and they still had to step on it bare foot. 
 
We were totally surprized by it.  We knew there would be tame animals, but we didn't know about satanical visions.
 
It was like something from the Chronicles of Narnia or the Twilight Zone.
 
So I steped on my lion as he lowered his head.  Then I looked back and I could see out of  the corner of my eye Barry got his lion a bit late and turned his ankle.
 
I found out right away about the snakes.  I saw my wife seeing something and stepping on something to my right.  So she told me right then.
 
I mean she was crying but I told her to look and it was gone, no fang marks.
 
Vitus and G. W. would have been proud of us.
 
Sarah Palin got rich with a bumper crop of fish.  The Job verse says the fish of the sea will teach you also.
 
 
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Those who are alive and remain

We have a debate scheduled for next week between Calvin and Wesley.
 
Calvin is still getting up to speed on English.
 
The Army is working on a special kevlar hair net for Samson.
 
Saint Paul was upset when he went to Walmart, the Brittany Spears stuff.
 
Peter Ginz and Ilan Ramon did a TV special together.
 
Judas appeared on Jerry Spring.  He was hidden in the TV audience.
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The Sheep and the Goats

All nations were gathered into one nation before me to my right.  I was on my portable throne and could see the Antirchrists army on a remote monotor.  To my left they were, in the west as I faced south.
 
I forget exactly what I said but it was roughly what is in Matthew 25 about the sheep and the goats and fire came down.  The people with us were projewish.  The ones who got burnet up generally anti Jewish.
 
Then I said something about inheriting the kingdom as all 60 million of us yelled and went across the bottom of the ocean as the earth's configuration changed to edenic.
 
America had changed into many goat nations.  Poles, Mexicans, Germans, Italians, Greeks had all fragmented into doing their own thing it was a horrible mess.
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