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The Light Brown Paisley Pith Helmet

Posted by Charles Corban (Chad) Higgins on Friday, May 01, 2009 8:57:14 AM
This one is by Lilla Doeck who was in charge of restocking the ocean.
 
It was still the tribulation and we didn't even have next generation hydrofoils.  My job was to save the ocean from red plague eating it up.  We had a good start with the Meditaranian protected by the new lower ocean level.  And besides,now the earth is warmer the cold weather life forms didn't really apply.
 
But anyway, we knew there might be frozen dinosaurs in Green land.  Japan was living off of what they had in an ice berg the size of texas.  Paleiolithic frozen fish, Bison, Mammouths etc.  It was the comet that hit antarctica about a year ago.  It fulfilled what Jesus said about moving a mountain.  It was a mountain of ice.
 
We took landing craft to Morroco where in new Fez we boarded out ship.  The college students called it the Dinasicle.
 
Once in Greenland we renamed it Xanadu.  The river that ran through it we named Alph.  Under the light of plieadies the ice dome over us was filled with dinasaurs as if frozen in flight.
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The Adventures of Vladimire Timshenko

Posted by Charles Corban (Chad) Higgins on Thursday, April 30, 2009 8:58:22 AM
This one is by a Russian Army officer.
 
I recieved orders from the Czar to claim Gama Land for Russia in the far east.  I was to organize and enginier battalion in Vladavastok then procede to Gama Land.
 
Everything went as planned except some of the enlisted men were late.  Our first mission was a Korean farmer with a gaint squid in his pond said it was killing his goats one by one.  We shot it and took tissue samples.
 
A Korean tank unit fired rounds over our head as we tried to watch the battle of Korpan River.  It was a territorial dispute between Japan and Korea.  The ocean was dieing with red plague and the sea of Japan was now a coveted resource.
 
We found a woolly mamouths tooth on day three.  On day four a private defected after finding nuggets of gold.
 
We celebrated Orthodox Christmass once we got the the Pacific above Japan.  We traveled on North and eventualy came into contact with the Multitude. 
 
We had a revival till I received orders from the Czar to go to Greenland.  Frozen Dinasaurs were found in the ice there.
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