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To Live A Thousand Years Twice

Posted by Charles Corban (Chad) Higgins on Friday, April 24, 2009 11:05:55 AM
This one is by Methusala, yes, the real Methusala.
 
My English is no good so I have guys from Hebrew University translating this for me from my antideluvian language.
 
The Lord brought me back so I could show the prince all the best places in Gama Land.  This is hinted at in Ecclesiastes (Koholeth in Hebrew) where it Solomon mentions a man living a thousand years twice. Now I am over 1,800 years old not counting time in heaven.
 
The Israeli cops had me in the mental ward till Hebrew Universitty linguists rescued me.  A nursing assistant had a relative on staff and gave them a call. 
 
What are you supposed to do if you find a guy walking around in the middle of the night in a white robe pointing at him self saying "Methusala" in a wierd accent?
 
Darn! If God can tell you he is sending Elijah or whoever can't he send people without telling you ahead of time!  He is God isn't He?
 
So they really freaked out once they realized I was fort Knox in the flesh for them.  I was top secret for 10 years even after Armageddon.
 
The Goyim were messed over, we beat them to the punch on every ounce of gold cause of me!  Mamzers! Now those uncircusized dogs are acting up I am alot more crafty than the 100 and 200 year olds.

Me and Ed Koch are gearing up for war.  You think he is old?

 (This is what he really said, sorry, must be old age.)
 
 
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Make this Valley Full of Ditches

Posted by Charles Corban (Chad) Higgins on Tuesday, April 21, 2009 10:34:01 AM
This one is by Bernie O. Wolf, an American who made aliyah just in time.
 
I was in the Negev with my partner Dotan when the big earth quake hit.  It was cosmic, the magnetism, the arora, psychadelic.  I used to do alot of drugs and nothing compared to this.  I saw Dotan go flying upside down head over heals as our tent colapesed.  He was religious and dressed haradie so it was like something from the Macabie Olympics.   I just sat there in the brighness of the night with the heals of my hands cupped into my eye sockets seeing him flying in my minds eye.  Then I could hear Dotan yelling he broke his toe or something.
 
We were there digging.  You know, a mitzvah from 2 Kings 3:16 (the 3:16's of the Bible all make a good study by the way).  Also, there is Hosea 10:12 where is says plow up your fallow ground till the Lord rains righteiousness on you.  There is one in psalms that says people returning to the land bring water to the Negev too.  See, I brought it in stages, by returning and them by digging.  That's right, me and Dotan never had a blue collar job in our life.  But we did blisters and snakes  and sunburn because we love Hashem and wanted this end time mitzvah.
 
Yes, and the "make this valley full of ditches"?  That is a quote from Elisha, what he said where there was a previous water miracle in Israel after they dug dithes in faith.
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Noah's Archipeligo

Posted by Charles Corban (Chad) Higgins on Sunday, April 19, 2009 1:44:06 AM
This one is by Noah Wiggins, a land scaper from Portland Oregon.
 
My 3 year old waved a small rattle snake around like a baby rattle.  I couldn't help my self.  While my wife was asleep I did it.  I saw all the tame wild life and believed what Isaiah 11 said about a baby putting his hand in the snake den.  Besides, my grandparents were snake handlers from the South.
 
As to the tsunami, the earth quake, the water going down, the fire, the shout, the 60 million all that has been covered by other people.
 
All I want to add is I had one of those construction workers trucks with a king cab and four wheels under the rear axel.  Two of my landscapeing guys were roughing it in the bed of the truck but it wasn't so bad as everything was warming up even in Alaska.  They didn't complain and were just glad to be alive that they made the right choice.
 
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How Blessed are Your Tents O'Jacob

Posted by Charles Corban (Chad) Higgins on Sunday, April 05, 2009 7:20:32 PM
This one is by Gisele.  She was five years old in Jerusalem for the day of the Lord.  Later they had to explain to her what all she saw.  She wrote this as a paper for Highschool.
 
I didn't know what was going on.  My toy bear had been sitting there for a year.  As if the earth quake wasn't enough to wake me up, my bear came alive with no batteries (we had supply problems in with all the armagedon stuff).  It was the magnetism of the arora that was so strong it was a battery for my bear.

Then I looked outside and I thought the moon was bleeding.  Now I know we were bombared by solar wind and flares.  The earth's magnetosperhe was disturbed, shifting North to South.
 
So, as we all know it fulfilled what Balam saw thousands of years ago.  He didn't know what the cosmic huppah was but he saw it.  He didn't know what the aroras were but he saw them and talked about red cedars, the biggest arora when oxygen mixes with solar wind in a quantum leap.  Then green plants, aloes, the second most dominant colars, also from oxygen.  Then the others like blue and a little pink and orange from nitrogen for the gardens.  The expoding superonova above was a garden of color too of course.
 
So the mist shrowd over earth, I saw it come back.  It was liquefied, like brooks just like Balam saw. Fingers of liquefaction, tents stretching out from the horizon toward us.  It was truely psychadelic.  It was like a dream for five year old who didn't know what was going on.
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