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The Shadow of the Almighty (Psalm 91)

Posted by Charles Corban (Chad) Higgins on Thursday, July 30, 2009 5:28:26 AM
A bunch of turtles were by the Bering Sea when we got there.  You see, God made the slower animals go first. And they took advantage of the warmer temperatures ever since the Plieadies erupted and warmed us all up.  Somewhere in the book of Job it says the beasts of the  field will inform you.  They do alot, like even in a tsunami they disapear before it hits.
 
So back to the Bering Sea.  There were all the dead Russians.  They all had red mold around their noses, a whole Battalion of paratroopers.  But we didn't get the plague, just like it says in Psalm 91.  Thats right, David the Prince aske me to cover all the things fulfilled in Psalm 91.
 
The big one is that female beleivers part of the multitude fulfilled in mass teh scripture about crushing Satan's head in Genesis 3:15.
 
We were all lined up ready to go by the sea when the mountain of fire hit.  It was going over us and we were safe. 
 
Then it happed.  Everyone started triping like John on the Isle of Patmose.
 
I mean, I saw a lion in front of me! 
 
Barry had ran away. Everyone saw a lion except children and unbelievers.  We were a mixed multitude.  You know, Micah 7:15 says I will show you miracles like parting the Red Sea.  So, Jewish females saw a cobra and hand to step on  it even though it bit their heel.  Jewish men saw a big lion, Gentile men saw a jevenile lion and had to step on it. 
 
So,the men saw a lion and the women saw a snake.  That's right, I almost forgot, Genile women saw a generic looking snake, not a cobra. But it still bit them and they still had to step on it bare foot. 
 
We were totally surprized by it.  We knew there would be tame animals, but we didn't know about satanical visions.
 
It was like something from the Chronicles of Narnia or the Twilight Zone.
 
So I steped on my lion as he lowered his head.  Then I looked back and I could see out of  the corner of my eye Barry got his lion a bit late and turned his ankle.
 
I found out right away about the snakes.  I saw my wife seeing something and stepping on something to my right.  So she told me right then.
 
I mean she was crying but I told her to look and it was gone, no fang marks.
 
Vitus and G. W. would have been proud of us.
 
Sarah Palin got rich with a bumper crop of fish.  The Job verse says the fish of the sea will teach you also.
 
 
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The Noon Day Demon

Posted by Charles Corban (Chad) Higgins on Friday, July 24, 2009 6:08:04 AM
The Supernova exploded over Easter Island.  America was incinerated all except for Alaska.  People on the far east tip of Brazil were spared who were in the shade of mountains.
 
As the mountain of fire moved east it looked like a wall of fire coming at people in Australia.  John Sherill writes, "John was yelling about a nuclear bomb, all before breakfast.  So he rushed us to the basement.  After a while I got bored and heard no boom so I came out.  John was sitting there stunned.  His hair was singed and his face redened.  It was the wall of fire, from a disturbance in the magnetosphere.  It is just like the Bible says, if that hour had not been cut short there would have been no life left on earth."
 
Bill and Maybell Green watched helplessly from Cape Tribulation as ships were sucked into the wall of fire coming at them.  The great barrirer reef slowly rose out of the sea as the sun rose. For some reason Bill and Maybe didn't try to run.  The wall of fire just disapeared at 7 AM.
 
Back in Brazil survivors ate a massive supply of sea vegetables.  The sargasso sea was uprooted from the caribian and came to rest just off Rio Dijanero.  Eventually a cult that ritually ate white and dark choclate Jesuses developed.  They were inspired by the blackened back of the 700 foot tall Jesus overlooking Rio that survived the mountain of fire.
 
In Alaska Mount Elias (18,000 ft) had the glacier on top of it burned off by the mountain of fire as it licked it's way around the curves of earth in a path of total destruction.
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Those who are alive and remain

Posted by Charles Corban (Chad) Higgins on Friday, July 24, 2009 2:39:24 AM
We have a debate scheduled for next week between Calvin and Wesley.
 
Calvin is still getting up to speed on English.
 
The Army is working on a special kevlar hair net for Samson.
 
Saint Paul was upset when he went to Walmart, the Brittany Spears stuff.
 
Peter Ginz and Ilan Ramon did a TV special together.
 
Judas appeared on Jerry Spring.  He was hidden in the TV audience.
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Van Halen

Posted by Charles Corban (Chad) Higgins on Wednesday, May 06, 2009 5:10:20 PM
It all started in South America with princess Regalia.  She had a head band that said Israeli Navy.  So if she acted out a tsunami it would cause one.  This is a dance of Mahanami, meaning two camps.  The angel camp would act out what they saw us do.
 
So when we got to North America she was able to tip those lakes with sechi tsunamis with dances.
 
We started going across the bottom of the ocean and we stopped to smoke.  But a Russian missile blew up or VW fan as we sat there looking at the wild life.
 
We even captured a sub full of Russian Sailors.
 
Boom, boom, boom, methane mountains to our left were being set on fire and looked like a giant Menorah.
 
It was the shadow of the valley of death when we saw a tsunami coming at us get swallowed up in the ground that opened before us.
 
Then the Prince asked for a Party song we did Panama.  Jimmy Hedrix showed up alive, too hard to explain it.  A black Jewish Indian, he did his first gig in the basement of a synagogue.
 
He composed music for us on the spot.
 
A girl named Tory was yelling she wanted video games in the Pizza and Coke rebellion of Aticus.  But she was locked up inthe back of  a station wagon and didn't cause any more trouble.
 
Atticus had a 50 foot long surf board he used to get married to Ellisa in memory of the one he used to ride the wave.
 
We were part of the 144,000 and could make fire come down from heaven with our music.
 
We had Donnie and Marie for the Moslems and the old people.
 
Van Halen used to be called mammouth.  So in the video David the Prince is pictured as a stampeeding mammoth to the sound of Ozzys over the top song.
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The Light Brown Paisley Pith Helmet

Posted by Charles Corban (Chad) Higgins on Friday, May 01, 2009 8:57:14 AM
This one is by Lilla Doeck who was in charge of restocking the ocean.
 
It was still the tribulation and we didn't even have next generation hydrofoils.  My job was to save the ocean from red plague eating it up.  We had a good start with the Meditaranian protected by the new lower ocean level.  And besides,now the earth is warmer the cold weather life forms didn't really apply.
 
But anyway, we knew there might be frozen dinosaurs in Green land.  Japan was living off of what they had in an ice berg the size of texas.  Paleiolithic frozen fish, Bison, Mammouths etc.  It was the comet that hit antarctica about a year ago.  It fulfilled what Jesus said about moving a mountain.  It was a mountain of ice.
 
We took landing craft to Morroco where in new Fez we boarded out ship.  The college students called it the Dinasicle.
 
Once in Greenland we renamed it Xanadu.  The river that ran through it we named Alph.  Under the light of plieadies the ice dome over us was filled with dinasaurs as if frozen in flight.
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The Adventures of Vladimire Timshenko

Posted by Charles Corban (Chad) Higgins on Thursday, April 30, 2009 8:58:22 AM
This one is by a Russian Army officer.
 
I recieved orders from the Czar to claim Gama Land for Russia in the far east.  I was to organize and enginier battalion in Vladavastok then procede to Gama Land.
 
Everything went as planned except some of the enlisted men were late.  Our first mission was a Korean farmer with a gaint squid in his pond said it was killing his goats one by one.  We shot it and took tissue samples.
 
A Korean tank unit fired rounds over our head as we tried to watch the battle of Korpan River.  It was a territorial dispute between Japan and Korea.  The ocean was dieing with red plague and the sea of Japan was now a coveted resource.
 
We found a woolly mamouths tooth on day three.  On day four a private defected after finding nuggets of gold.
 
We celebrated Orthodox Christmass once we got the the Pacific above Japan.  We traveled on North and eventualy came into contact with the Multitude. 
 
We had a revival till I received orders from the Czar to go to Greenland.  Frozen Dinasaurs were found in the ice there.
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Worm Hole in Space

Posted by Charles Corban (Chad) Higgins on Sunday, April 26, 2009 12:32:00 PM
This one is by Astronaut Barry Shermer.
 
I was the last one on the space station.  Everyone else was afraid of 2012 and went back to earth.  The Gamma ray burst was hitting the station so I had to take evasive maneuvers to hide in earths shadow on the day it hit.
 
I thougth I was a goner, but NASA was able to get off one space shuttle with supplies before the fire hit.  I could see down there the arora, the blood red moon, the fire over one third of earth.  Then it all clouded over.
 
So we didn't know what to do.  How do you land the space shuttle with zero visiblity.  After we ran out of food we decided to risk landing at White sands in New Mexico.
 
Luckily we were able to land in low visibility.  Smoke was everywhere.  We were greeted by a man in a Navy uniform.  He said his name was Brian Carson and that he was 698 years old.  Hmm.
 
Then he showed us picturs of the statue of liberty covered in sand, just like from planet of the apes.
 
Brian had a giant landing craft rigged up and we made our escape from what he called Shinar.  Before reaching the glassy sea we first went through what Brian called Gama Land, land created by the ocean going down.
 
When we reached civilization we found out Brian realy was 698 years old.  It was a worm hole in space.  We got to meet our decendants, all 14 generations of them.
 
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To Live A Thousand Years Twice

Posted by Charles Corban (Chad) Higgins on Friday, April 24, 2009 11:05:55 AM
This one is by Methusala, yes, the real Methusala.
 
My English is no good so I have guys from Hebrew University translating this for me from my antideluvian language.
 
The Lord brought me back so I could show the prince all the best places in Gama Land.  This is hinted at in Ecclesiastes (Koholeth in Hebrew) where it Solomon mentions a man living a thousand years twice. Now I am over 1,800 years old not counting time in heaven.
 
The Israeli cops had me in the mental ward till Hebrew Universitty linguists rescued me.  A nursing assistant had a relative on staff and gave them a call. 
 
What are you supposed to do if you find a guy walking around in the middle of the night in a white robe pointing at him self saying "Methusala" in a wierd accent?
 
Darn! If God can tell you he is sending Elijah or whoever can't he send people without telling you ahead of time!  He is God isn't He?
 
So they really freaked out once they realized I was fort Knox in the flesh for them.  I was top secret for 10 years even after Armageddon.
 
The Goyim were messed over, we beat them to the punch on every ounce of gold cause of me!  Mamzers! Now those uncircusized dogs are acting up I am alot more crafty than the 100 and 200 year olds.

Me and Ed Koch are gearing up for war.  You think he is old?

 (This is what he really said, sorry, must be old age.)
 
 
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Make this Valley Full of Ditches

Posted by Charles Corban (Chad) Higgins on Tuesday, April 21, 2009 10:34:01 AM
This one is by Bernie O. Wolf, an American who made aliyah just in time.
 
I was in the Negev with my partner Dotan when the big earth quake hit.  It was cosmic, the magnetism, the arora, psychadelic.  I used to do alot of drugs and nothing compared to this.  I saw Dotan go flying upside down head over heals as our tent colapesed.  He was religious and dressed haradie so it was like something from the Macabie Olympics.   I just sat there in the brighness of the night with the heals of my hands cupped into my eye sockets seeing him flying in my minds eye.  Then I could hear Dotan yelling he broke his toe or something.
 
We were there digging.  You know, a mitzvah from 2 Kings 3:16 (the 3:16's of the Bible all make a good study by the way).  Also, there is Hosea 10:12 where is says plow up your fallow ground till the Lord rains righteiousness on you.  There is one in psalms that says people returning to the land bring water to the Negev too.  See, I brought it in stages, by returning and them by digging.  That's right, me and Dotan never had a blue collar job in our life.  But we did blisters and snakes  and sunburn because we love Hashem and wanted this end time mitzvah.
 
Yes, and the "make this valley full of ditches"?  That is a quote from Elisha, what he said where there was a previous water miracle in Israel after they dug dithes in faith.
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Noah's Archipeligo

Posted by Charles Corban (Chad) Higgins on Sunday, April 19, 2009 1:44:06 AM
This one is by Noah Wiggins, a land scaper from Portland Oregon.
 
My 3 year old waved a small rattle snake around like a baby rattle.  I couldn't help my self.  While my wife was asleep I did it.  I saw all the tame wild life and believed what Isaiah 11 said about a baby putting his hand in the snake den.  Besides, my grandparents were snake handlers from the South.
 
As to the tsunami, the earth quake, the water going down, the fire, the shout, the 60 million all that has been covered by other people.
 
All I want to add is I had one of those construction workers trucks with a king cab and four wheels under the rear axel.  Two of my landscapeing guys were roughing it in the bed of the truck but it wasn't so bad as everything was warming up even in Alaska.  They didn't complain and were just glad to be alive that they made the right choice.
 
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